Notmie Reel Job is a fraud. A very good-looking fraud, that is. His unearthly beauty has been his meal ticket for most of his life, until one day he sees his own vanity reflected back at him and begins to wonder if there isn't more to life than powerfully good looks. And thus begins his quest to break the curse of unearthly beauty that has lingered over his family for seven generations. With the help of his equally attractive cousin Melono and a prematurely balding man in a cape named Captain Alex, Notmie embarks upon a journey that none of them are quite equipped to handle.